make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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