I could have mohawked her pubes.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
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This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
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I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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