what if I'm pregnant?
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So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
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i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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