I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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