Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I wish you could order shots online.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
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Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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