Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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