it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
And then he peed in my hair
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