Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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