And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
don't judge my taste in strippers
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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