yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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