You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
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