Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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