One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
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dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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