Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
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"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
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You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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