Who did Billy Mays play for?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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