Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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