I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
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long story
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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