So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
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