You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
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He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
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While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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