you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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