Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
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I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
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how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
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