Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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