oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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