ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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