do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
It's official drugs can't kill me
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
