if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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