Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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