Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
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he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
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Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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