Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
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He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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