How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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