so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
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Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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