I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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