She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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