Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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