I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
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Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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