I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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