her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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