Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
you mean i was at the winter classic?
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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