Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
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Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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