Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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