You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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