Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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