I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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