I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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