I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
he high fived his dick after we had sex
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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