I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
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her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
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its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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