So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
He passed out mid-signature
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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