You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
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Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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