some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
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i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
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I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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