my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
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just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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