It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
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I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
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