So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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